The little AskAllison archive.

Direct to you from the "good old days" of the internet.
(Most of the links wont work, but trust me, they did in 1995).

I swear this was cool back then.

Why spend 2.95 a minute?

I don't always tell

Can I call you Alli?

Such problems.

Just don't get sass

Siggraph

The nut don't fall far from the tree

A great debate

Attacked

Burning Man

Cocktails

Swank

Speak your mind today

Fake fingernails

Woodchucks

Who's responsible anyway?

Pepto Bismol pink

Opinions are sublime

Swank-O-Rama

Oooooh ... Oh! ... Ahhhhhh....

Well, spank my butt

Lovely wood paneling

This column is Fucked

Hey, it's the holiday season

We don't like what you say

I for one am frightened

The holidays are over

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