Week 42 of 1995
Dear Allison,Why is it that your wisdom and innate sense forwankers is such uncommon sense? Would you considerrunning for President, or is politics beneath you(in the most active sense)? What were you doing fordinner Friday night 5 years ago?
Signed, Wonderiiiinnnggg
BFD, pal, maybe somebody else cares.
This has nothing to do with Cocktails.Why is it when a woman (Roz Dimon) has an art opening in Soho NY and gets 1.7 million in equipment from notables like Silicon Graphicsand Microsoft, the papers (NY Times and SF Cron) won't write about it.But....they will critique a man's work?
Signed, James DawsonBFD, pal, maybe somebody else cares.
Allison,Harry's at 5:00 - Its martini night.I'll be smooth and I WONT!! ask.
Signed, AlBFD, pal, maybe somebody else cares.
What is the kinkiest thing you've ever done on afirst date?
Signed, CjBLacKI haven't answered this question, but you can.
Are there any good pages about doughnuts? How aboutbagels, too? No, I'm not a chubby geek, sitting infront of a UNIX terminal that I still desperatelyclaim is *the* computer. Also, how about cinamonrolls?
Signed,Well, I certainly don't care. Do you?
AllisonI have never believed in astrological determinism, but I fear that certain forces are shaping my love life - my last three partners have been Virgos!Should I pay more interest in the sun and the stars, the tides and the charts? Is there really something of me in them? Or is it just that I am attracted to men with big dicks?
Signed, DorisesqueBFD, pal, maybe somebody else cares.
Dear Allison, I'm new to this whole Web-internet-info-at-the-tip-of-your-finger thing and I have a simple question. How do I get to a chat room (or whatever they're called)? I would like to talk to people but I'm having trouble finding them. Can you help?
Signed, Green to the sceneYeah, yeah, yeah.
Is NASA really going down hill just because Tang is no longer available on the open market. Or has it just run out of new ideas like The Rolling Stones?
Signed, Not A CrackpotYeah, yeah, yeah.
Do you think the Net sucks now that it's soo big
Signed, Bored (needs chicks)I haven't answered this question, but you can.
Madmoiselle Allison,I NEED HELP ahora. The last few days we have not been able to acces hotwired properly. Everything is VERY slow (1 to 2 minutes for each page to load). This is only happening on your site and I'm getting VERY desperate because I can't see you as often. I know it's not the pipes because we have a T3 and very few people spiders at the same time plus all other pages are lightning fast. By the way I'm also getting some very ugly grey backgrounds behind some of hotwired images, specialy in the overview.Currently we are using netscape browsers and winsock.Please if you need more techspecs about us please eLeCtrOmailme@ vip.rfs@pobox.comShana Tova & Arigato Gozia Maz
Signed, r f s SuperSONICI haven't answered this question, but you can.
Dear Allison, I'm in love with a girl I have never spoken with. The first timeI saw her I knew she is the one I am destined to spend my life with.I know her name, her e-mail adress, her phone number, where she's from,even what she's majoring in, (all from i-net). But for somew reasonI can't find a reason to speak to her. What should I do??
Signed, SatankWell, I certainly don't care. Do you?
Dear Allison:I want to go to study something that will make me a computer Graphics Artist, the problem is that I don'tknow where is the best place. A lot of people toldme that they can give me work, and I am talkingabout real work. I'm 17 and I have done some profesionalwork here in Mexico, what do you think I should do?
Signed, al706004@campus.ccm.itesm.mxWell, I certainly don't care. Do you?
Ever since I joined the work-a-day world, I findmyself day-dreaming about "going postal" on myemployers. Normally i am a well adjusted pre-operativetransexual with turrets.What can I do?
Signed, Bite me you F**king Jerk JonesWell, I certainly don't care. Do you?
dear ask - engineers bother me.
Signed, wagaBFD, pal, maybe somebody else cares.
dear allisoo i'm a yorkshireman from the u.k. and want a job in actingany ideas ?
Signed, lorne mosleyBFD, pal, maybe somebody else cares.
Allison-I think I'm falling in love with a man I only knew through email.I don't intend to meet him "in the flesh", but I still feellike a little schoolgirl when I see his name in the in-box.My question: Is this, like, cheating on my husband or something?It feels so naughty, but it's nice.
Signed, goo-goo eyedWell, I certainly don't care. Do you?
Dear AllisonMy sister usually invites some weird guys over for dinner. I Hate them! What should I do? (Like... kill them or what?)
Signed, Nick the GreekWell, I certainly don't care. Do you?
hello allison i was wondering, why do femaleschannel more demons in their subconsciousnessnowadays than males? does this have to do withetheric longing?
Signed, MarkYeah, yeah, yeah.
Which uninstall program(s) will rip the new netscapeoff of my machine.
Signed, Fred, jfriley@iadfw.netI haven't answered this question, but you can.
Hi Allison. I live down here at the tip of Africa - in South Africa! I won't mention whether I am black or white as I don't want in any way to predujice your answer - if you answer, of course. Iam a curious person and would like to know what the opinion on South Africa is. I mean, what do peoplethink and more importantly what do people know aboutthis country, South Africa, and what do they expectto happen in this country. Are people willing to travel to this country? What are their impressions of this country at the tip of Africa? Many thanks for taking the time to read thisquestion.
Signed, southernsYeah, yeah, yeah.
Dear Allison,Should my ladyfriend change her piercings from white surgical stainless steel to black anodized niobium after Labor Day?
Signed, Etiquette-ChallengedWell, I certainly don't care. Do you?
Hey Babe,What makes you such an expert..your sarcams have grown tiresome start looking for a day job.
Signed, Your Mo' Fo BossYeah, yeah, yeah.
Madame Allison, In light of your provacative and charmingresponses to the questions i've seen posted on "AskAllison," I thought I might offer the following question to you: "How do you know when someone isgiving you good advice?"
Signed, Charmed In CrucesWell, I certainly don't care. Do you?
Dear Alliso Iam madly in love with my best mates wife and she with meHowever, she is having an affair with another man. Neither her husband or my wife is aware of this but both are suspicious.How do we continue the relationship. Do we continue the deceit or do we come clean and try to work it out?
Signed, LovesickYeah, yeah, yeah.
Dearest Allison, With all this NET surfin', aren't people going to do "real" things anymore? Like: River Rafting, SCUBA,Rock Climbing,Skiing,smoking one of Richmond,Virginias own after sex, etc?
Signed, DNBR39a@prodigy.ocmBFD, pal, maybe somebody else cares.
If O.J. didn't do it then who did?
Signed, ASTUTEI haven't answered this question, but you can.
Dear Alison,How do I get to know people in the lesbian community through this program?
Signed, needing friendsBFD, pal, maybe somebody else cares.
Dear Allison,Should eating PEZ without using the dispenser be punishable by death?
Signed, Gen X'rBFD, pal, maybe somebody else cares.
Dear Alison,Why is the vast majority of stuff on the internet American? Is it any wonder that I can`t be bothered to read half of the crap on this?
Signed, Ralph I. PerkinsI haven't answered this question, but you can.
Dear Allison, My wife's parents recently moved and she always seems to be missing them.I keep telling her to just get on a plane and visit whenever she wants to, but she always turns down that option.What more can I do to help.
Signed, ConfusedBFD, pal, maybe somebody else cares.
Hey Fluff-My server has been crashed for weeks, and I live in a third-world country, so my question is a bit lagged... but tell me: was that really you on the Spew, or just some composite that the freaks in charge threw together? (nice knees, btw...)
Signed, killer@pristine.com.twWell, I certainly don't care. Do [an error occurred while processing this directive]you?
Sweet Allison, I recently injured my back and havent been able to work. And since the injury I have been very depressed. I feel like I have failed as the providerin my family. Last week the DR. informed me that Iwouldn't beable to return to work. And now I have toget retrained, go back to school. There is a problem I dont realy want to go back to school and get retrained in another feild I havent been to school for over 20 years, can you tell me how to get over the fear of going back to school?
Signed, Shakin in my bootsWell, I certainly don't care. Do [an error occurred while processing this directive]you?
Dear Allison, Today's my first day on the Net and I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing. Some how, I found you. Do you have any tips for beginners like me?
Signed, Robi1BFD, pal, maybe somebody else [an error occurred while processing this directive]cares.
Dear Alison, I'm so confused homecoming is coming soon, and I am to much of a wuss to ask a girl for a date. What should I do to boost my own confidence.
Signed, lonely manWell, I certainly don't care. Do [an error occurred while processing this directive]you?
Hi Allison,What is the best way to meet really cool net geeks who have a kinky streak to them?Thanks,
Signed, Console CowboyBFD, pal, maybe somebody else [an error occurred while processing this directive]cares.
